Ms. Joni Is a Phony! by Dan Gutman

Author:Dan Gutman
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2016-12-14T16:00:00+00:00

“Millions!” said Ms. Joni.

“Bazillions!” said Neil.

I don’t even know if bazillions is a real number. We never learned about bazillions in math.

Andrea was standing there the whole time with her arms crossed.

“That’s not fair!” she said. “Arlo doesn’t even want to be a model.”

But Ms. Joni wasn’t paying any attention to Andrea. She couldn’t stop staring at me and taking pictures.

“What do you say?” she asked me. “Do you want to be Fabulo, the first male supermodel, or do you just want to be some plain old boring kid?”

I didn’t know what to say. I didn’t know what to do. I had to think fast. This was the hardest decision of my life. I could go on being a normal kid, or I could become the first male supermodel in the history of the world. I was concentrating so hard that my brain hurt.

Finally, I decided. I could make bazillions, and I could make Andrea jealous. All I had to do was let Ms. Joni take some dumb pictures of me.

“I’ll do it!” I said. “I am Fabulo!”

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